Tuesday, June 16, 2009
the results for DIAGRAM's 2009 innovative fiction contest are up. my story JACK TWIG IS THE EVIL PULSE OF CANADA was chosen as a finalist, schwang. it includes my favorite sentence i've ever written. if you can guess what it is when the issue comes out later this summer, i will send you a jpeg of my genuine ass, which you may disseminate in the manner of your choosing.