Monday, August 31, 2009

butt: a contest

DIAGRAM 9.4 is here, with my story, JACK TWIG IS THE EVIL PULSE OF CANADA. my earlier challenge still applies: guess the sentence, win my butt.

11 comments:

BLAKE BUTLER said...

imma go with

Fine, he finds some pussy.

alan said...

"There is a future that never existed."

kristina born said...

two swings, two misses.

Amelia said...

They braid each other's goddamn hair

obvs

alan said...

Do we get a second guess?

"She is not afraid to die but of almost every other thing."

evelyn said...

A hologram, so that he can kill a man?

kristina born said...

alan: you can have many many guesses. i want my butt out there.

evelyn: nope!

ryan manning said...

jesus

alan said...

I'm going to change strategies this time and go with: "Sometimes I wonder, When comes the mutually assured destruction promised us by our greatest nations?"

Hope it's clear that this is out of literary interest and not because I'm a pervert.

kristina born said...

it's okay, alan. i think butts are really important too.

fernanda said...

Kristina,

I don't know if you remember me, but we were pretty good pals as kids in Walnut Grove. Sometime in recent years I looked for you on Facebook and didn't find you. I'm no longer on Facebook and tonight you crossed my mind so I googled your name on a hunch that you're probably out there in the literary world these days and I was right.

I always wondered where you ended up. I came back to Langely every summer for the first few years that I lived in Indonesia but of course by then we'd lost touch.

I'd love to catch up via email, so when you get a chance: fukamati@gmail.com

Hope to hear from you...

Fernanda